Have I told a lie?
Am I apologizing to the ‘apology thirsty’ fellas?
Have I in any way tinted my integrity or dignity?
Am I the supposed Mister of controversy?
Am I the latest illegally illegal crooner?
Why the apology then?
I was going to make this available on all media platforms related to us as a faculty, I then reasoned that since the aim is to reach the citizenry of the Law Students’ Society, our enviable and prominent blog would do.
I greet everyone. Young and old. Gentlemen of the bar and the virtuous cuties of the law.
If I still need an introduction, I am that Amazing Sam.
My apology, wandering like a retarded destitute is scrictly to the individuals who will find themselves acquainted with any or every of the subsequent categories.
If I am to you, that straight young man who carries about, a chip on his shoulders and virtually should be tagged ‘proud’, one piece goes to you. A little more delving into my personality will reveal to you that I am not what you think of. Principles and unbiased self-worth are just must-have features.
If you’ve ever asked me out or I have done that to you (stylishly or daringly) but priorities and situations denied us the cloud nine chance, I’m sorry. It might have been an outright primordial plan. Let’s let it go. Finer faces ahead.
If I have sat on any seat you’ve reserved for your friends or your clique, dear Friend, I’m sure you’re aware it’s not my fault. There’ll soonest be bigger classes and more seats. Let’s donate so our billionaire building would come on time.
If I in any way have denied you of any needed stuff be it materials, courtesy, cash or any other thingy, biko you know not even Jesus pleased everyone. I am just a hustler who doesn’t have it all. Blend.
Peradventure you are of subscription to the notion that I am too serious for your liking, or not well social, actually, it’s not my fault. The Quest for success and prominence should be queried. Yeah!
I love this next set of people well over than the rest.
If you’ve conceptualized within your mental faculty that I am too blunt, daring and outspoken, I advice you to inculcate and borrow such trait. It’s needed dearie.
And on the other hand, if you feel I am just too cold and timid, I have a nut for you;
‘The gentleness of a tiger does not determine his cowardness’. Full stop.
If you’re in a position of authority and I have spoken or written against you or your exhibited acts, you need not be vexed as I must have done such for the love and interest of the people you govern. Let it go and you try be more responsible as your yet to be taken ugly actions shall warrant more from other sharers of the integrity dream. Lemme stop before I start sounding like one Gani, Falana, Oyewo or Aturu. LOL.
If you feel I live or sound just too spiritual most times, I’m sorry. That might have been a dream you had. I pray you wake from it quick. Amen.
And for all who constantly and continuously invite me to religious programmes and I’ve forever been falling hands, ERM… I honestly apologise. Time is money and G.P as my Igbo pals remind me.
To my senior colleagues who opine that I reserve little or no time for them to show me how to go about some things, I’m so sorry and to be frank, I directly or indirectly learn from and of you. Trust me you’re just too relevant to be ignored. Shout out to Timi Oyewo, Jones, Waleey, TOBOLOS, Wale Ajayi, Pen-Prince, Kemi Balogun, Verlos, Naphtali, Teni Akeju, Moyin and others.
On the other hand, a big sorry to those looking up to me for so many reasons but I haven’t been able to devout my time and interest as expected. Please bear. We all need someone to lean on. And if you don’t know it, I reserve the best of my heart for you. Shout out to my contemporaries and the very up and coming ones.
And on the last note…
Love to Ore Burger Miss. No spite against you or what you do. The whole issue was only turned against us. You’re cool and so am I here. Bigger you I pray.
Peace is all that should reign.
This is titled an apology…
It isn’t a vindication…
It simply is an acknowledgment draft…
And to the ‘apology thirsty’ fellas, you better quickly use your ‘Last Straw’ to sip this drink of bittersweet nightshade.
Love to everyone and let peace reign.