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I don’t like that faculty, it is too much stress…
Juwaedat Ajoke…to Hosanna William
After that conversation, Hosanna thought about it. It is true that we are law students, the cool kids of Unilag, the ones who have a library all to themselves, the ones who finish their final year exams before any other faculty, and don’t give a hoot about convocation, the well-dressed super savvy smart talking students, who win every argument at home and anywhere that there are no other law students. And when the arguments are between us, it takes years of adjournment upon adjournment in court to decide who the winner is. I guess we’re bad like that.
But you see it’s actually not all rosy for us. Not at all! We act all cool but deep down, there is a lot of silent pain and anger. We are actually pretty frustrated people, and you’ll be shocked at how silly some of the things that constantly tick us off on a daily basis can be. But since we are better at coding than Gates and Jobs, you’ll never know, unless we tell you.
Why don’t we then? For once, let us let loose, let us let go of the shackles of restraint and ‘being nice’, and let us complain. Let us rant, let us tell ourselves, and each other what the things that bug and bite us about the faculty are. It could be anything, even people. And so myself, along with the blog team put together some of our own annoyances about the faculty to blaze the trail. Read, then follow our lead…
I don’t like that front of faculty, water from our lecturers’ AC’s will just be dripping on you as if it’s raining. And they will sit down comfortably in their cool offices, giving you D’s and F’s. Mtchew
I don’t like that Land Law text book, it just deceives you into thinking you’re a serious student every time you hold it. Not as if you understand what is inside it sef.
I don’t like those seats in annex that will be sliding you off when you seat on them. It’s as if I should just break them one day!
I don’t like that guy that sells meat pie…He never has change! And there’s never meat pie!
I don’t like that upper lounge sef, the AC always floods the place, and there’s not one good seat. They should change the name to upper room, lounge is too good for it.
I don’t like that the annex toilet is always locked…somebody cannot pee in peace again.
I don’t like that woman’s toast bread, I don’t know why I still buy it.
I don’t like the red window blinds in LSS office, the place will just be looking like shrine.
I don’t like that Dominic…how can you be tall, fine, fair, have a car, and be on a good gp. Whastrong with you sef, abeg, I don’t like you jor.
I don’t like that FLT. I don’t know why, but I sha don’t like it.
I don’t like that my GP. *teary faced smiley*
I don’t like that moot court room ehn! I will still bomb the place last last.
I don’t like that girl that keeps the keys to the toilets in annex. She will be doing like she’s the one that built them.
I don’t like that LLM class sef.. You will struggle to enter the small place like sardine and still sweat again on top lecture that is boring. Oh well. We gat no choice
I don’t like that Samba.
I don’t like that year 4…it’s as if I should just erase it from my stay in school.
I don’t like that lounge that is always leaking, did I come here to swim ni?
I don’t like that foreigners get to enter our holy temple of study during exams for overnight. They can’t sit with us. We’re the cool kids.
I don’t like that…I don’t like that…I don’t like that
Have something you don’t like too? We know you do, you know you do…
Hit the comments box and flood it with the things you don’t like in the Faculty.
It can be anything, anyone, any state of affairs.
Begin with “I don’t like that…” to keep the trend.
Give a short hilarious reason why you don’t like your ‘what you don’t like’
Keep it fun and reasonable (please)
And of course, use a fake name…
Published by Hosanna Bin-Laden and Great Oparah Winfrey