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AD-INFINITUM!

…the most hilarious ads ever…
By Law Students

So we’re Law Students! And by implication, our brains are home to some of the most creative, powerful and brilliant minds to be found anywhere on the planet! Today, we’re putting all those minds together to have a little bit of fun…just a little bit. Before the tension of resumption and the spirit of ‘Law Exams’ descend fully on all of us.

Your imagination ever just run wild and you wish for the craziest of things? Well you’re not alone…and you’re not crazy. Or at least you’re not crazy alone! Today, we’re taking all of those wishes, and placing them as ads, in the most hilarious ways possible.

How? Simple!
Let us know the craziest, almost impossible things you wish for, and tell us like we can actually give them to you.

Here are two examples from our very own Blog Admin, and a Hundred Level Student:

Name: William-Adusa Hosanna (but you can call me Shekau)
Gender: Male
Level: 400
…Is looking for a good CGPA, preferably 5.0 inches tall, and the type that is not ‘hard to get’. Must also not be the unsteady kind that fluctuates per semester, and must be of the species that doesn’t leave even if you do not study. Willing to pay 500 naira to anyone that can help procure one for me. Thank you.

Name: Hundred Level Student.
Gender: Female
Level : 100
…In need of a skilled time traveler. Someone to teleport me into 200l so I can finally start wearing white and black. Time traveler must have at least three years work experience… So he or she doesn’t mistakenly goan take me back to before I wrote jamb. You will be handsomely rewarded. Thank you

So there you have it! Easy right? The kinds of things that easily run across your own mind? You should totally do this then.

Guide:
* State your name (that is already provided for before place your comment)
* Your gender
* And your current level
* Place your ad
* Send your comment
It’s that simple. Oh! And do you have another fantastic idea? By all means place another ad! The further your imagination goes, the better…
So hit the comments box, and let’s roll!

Note: we strongly recommend you tick the ‘notify me of new comments’ box, so as to remain up to date on the brilliant ads pouring in by other students…and check back regularly

We goooooooo!!!!

 
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Posted by on April 27, 2016 in From Us, Humour

 

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Piece Of Apology By Samuel Ajayi

Have I told a lie?
Am I apologizing to the ‘apology thirsty’ fellas?
Have I in any way tinted my integrity or dignity?
Am I the supposed Mister of controversy?
Am I the latest illegally illegal crooner?

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Posted by on April 12, 2016 in Humour, Literature/Writing

 

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Ifreke Inyang: Mourinho; Of Betrayal And The Last Supper – The Man Many See As Jesus? By Evabeta Tega

Published:23 Dec, 2015

To many, Jose Mourinho is the modern-day Jesus Christ.
An instant miracle worker. Good luck convincing Porto fans, who saw their own lift the Champions League in the 2003/2004 campaign. I dare you to argue with Chelsea fans, who celebrated back-to-back Premier League titles after he arrived.
Heck, he even resurrected Inter Milan. They won an unpredecented Treble with ‘dead bones’.
It gets better.
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#THROWBACK THURSDAY!!!!

#THROWBACK THURSDAY!!!!

Hey, having a nice Thursday? Well, what if we told you it gets better? We have a request, please haunt the following people with the following vestiges of their ‘before moments’ which have survived the onslaught of instagram and fresh selfies. Some of them have probably forgotten they have such photographs of themselves.

So enjoy, and please comment which were your personal favourites…

Up first we have Mr Oyewumi
1. His Self-Esteem has never been a problem Read the rest of this entry »

 
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Posted by on August 13, 2015 in History et Trivia, Humour

 

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Groom Sues His Bride for not Being Pretty Enough

An Algerian groom took his bride to court just a day after their marriage, accusing her of not looking as pretty as before the wedding and of cheating him with much make-up. Read the rest of this entry »

 
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Posted by on August 7, 2015 in Humour

 

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#THROWBACKTHURSDAY!!!! Law Students Edition

#THROWBACKTHURSDAY!!!! Law Students Edition

Ever wondered what your Classmates or Faculty mates looked like? Well so have we! We went treasure hunting and found some of the most Mind Blowing Throwback pictures of our beautiful and handsome classmates. Have a Laugh!

1. Kastrow has always thought himself to be a bad guy

 Duck Face Never Looked this Good!!

Duck Face Never Looked this Good!!

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Posted by on August 6, 2015 in Humour

 

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24+ Brilliant New Words We Should Add To A Dictionary

When languages evolve, it’s important that scholars and dictionaries keep up. The internet has spawned a new crop of words for stuff, and while you may not like all of them, some of them are really clever combos that seem like they might actually be useful! Read the rest of this entry »

 
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Posted by on June 29, 2015 in Barely Legal, Humour